Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Never underestimate the power of titties
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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