do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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