So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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