We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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