I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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