dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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