im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I have post one night stand depression
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