3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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