Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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