I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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