You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
