have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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