Someone shit on the floor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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