Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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