guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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