Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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