So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
operation harelip BJ is a go
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
How drunk are you?
Completed.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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