Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
