i permit you to call me
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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