wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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