he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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