those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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