I need help removing her.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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