I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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