Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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