Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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