i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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