Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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