the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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