she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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