so that wasnt chicken after all
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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