I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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