I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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