So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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