"it" just moved
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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