Sponge bath it is.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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