Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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