school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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