Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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