i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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