I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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