when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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