I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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