I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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