just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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