people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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