Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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