i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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