Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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