I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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