i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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