Small penises have feelings too.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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